*Is driving in your own lane the adult equivalent of coloring inside the lines?
*All I really want to do today is buy a ridiculous amount of candy bars and play video games.
*Speaking of video games, guess who just bought Super Mario 64 on her Wii U? Yes…that would be me.
*I have decided that the theme for my 30th birthday is going to be Princess Captain America. Clearly, I’m not meant to ever really grow up.
*If someone showed up at my door right now with Chinese food, chocolate chip cookies and a Coke slush, I would instantly be the happiest person on earth.